The Band
Tattoowean Farmboy was formed in 2025 by inhabitants of the planet Tattoowean.
They play music that comes to them via a cosmic power which is everywhere in the universe.
Luke Darkwalker - Guitar / Backup Vocals
The leader of the band, Luke is a moisture farmer by day. He enjoys going to the city of Nose Eyesley to grab a beer with friends and to enjoy the robust music scene. Luke has lived his entire life on his farm on Tattoowean. In his 20s, he noticed that he had a strange ability to tap into something he calls the Power. It allows him to control various things with his mind.
He has become passionate about music in his midlife and formed the band, Luke and the Dry Lips.
He currently plays guitar and tries to sing a bit too.
Kylo Aaron - Vocals
The moody, somewhat entitled nephew of Luke. Not normally an inhabitant of Tattoowean, Kylo was visiting his uncle and reluctantly attended the infamous show that brought them to Earth. He resents his uncle for this and argues with him constantly. Ironically, it was an argument (and the sheer power of Kylo’s yelling ) that first tipped Luke off that his nephew might be a great singer. His voice carries a power that most do not possess.
He currently provides lead vocals for Tattoowean Farmboy.
Biggs Skylighter - Guitar / Vocals
The best bud of Luke, Biggs is also a moisture farmer and has a farm right next to Luke’s on Tattoowean.
Biggs always thought he’d transmit his application to the academy, but felt that he would miss playing music and moisture farming with Luke, so he never did it. His parents call it failure to launch. When not playing music or working the farm, you can find Biggs out in the Doon Sea bullseye-ing wamp rats in his P-16 Sky Chopper.
Biggs plays guitar and also sings.
D3P0 - Bass Guitar
A droid that’s been in Luke’s possession for 27 years. It’s initial purpose was assisting in the monitoring of the equipment on the farm.
Built by Cybotics Galactic Industries, D3PO is a protocol droid, however, due to Luke’s tinkering, it’s expanded into a few other roles, one being a bass guitar player.
D3PO is a bit of a worrywart which has perplexed Luke. Despite being a droid, it has developed many sentient-like features.
E'Koba - Drums
A (sometimes) captive Toughskin Raider currently serving 14 years for raiding and damaging 4 moisture vaporators on Bigg’s farm using a Jawwa, which are short, hooded beings found on Tattoowean.
“It was the most unpleasant thing I’ve ever witnessed,” said Biggs when interviewed by the only news outlet on Tattoowean.
With help from Luke, the two subdued E’Koba using various rudimentary weapons they’d accumulated over the years. Biggs was determined to make E’Koba pay for the damage to the equipment and the life taken.
Unfortunately, it was determined that the aggressive raider was good for only one thing, and that was playing drums. However, it’s a difficult and demanding duty keeping E’Koba in line. There are constant outbursts from E’Koba if they’re uncomfortable or hungry. It makes for an interesting show.
Guest Members
Dark Vader - Guest Guitarist and possibly the Father of Luke
Dark tends to show up at each show to “check-in” on Luke.
Handsy Solo - A totally Inappropriate Guitarist
Handsy makes occasional appearances and is constantly putting his hands all over other people’s guitars.
Chewbacco - A Fury, Redneck Beast
Chewbacco is Handsy’s hick sidekick. He growls a lot and makes comments that show his ignorance. Fortunately, D3PO and Handsy are the only ones who understand him.
Jowas - Little hooded Gear Pushers
These guys are always pushing the sale of various gear.
Oldee One Kanobee - A hermit
Obee One comes around once in awhile to bestow questionable wisdom.
Jobba Hut Hut
Too fat to ever make it to a show, Jobba still wreaks havoc on the Tattoowean Farmboys with his shady business dealings and troublesome associates.
Yodude
The very old, very grouchy critter responsible for teaching Luke the ways of the guitar. He lives in a garbage can.
Bob Fett
Bob has been trying to track down Handsy Solo for some time. So it’s possible that if Handsy is near, Bob isn’t too far away.